A 12-Year-Old Girl Was Walking
One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “No!” replied the girl. “What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver….
Little Johnny And Susie Were About To Go Into His Apartment
Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” Little Johnny…
A Man Walks Into The Front Door Of A Bar
A man walks into the front door of a bar, he is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The drunk looks at the…
Guy Visits His Favourite Dominatrix
Guy visits his favorite Dominatrix He puts his money on the bedside table and says He returns in a few minutes with some tools and gets to work. In a few minutes, the bedposts are fixed. He looks admiringly at…
A Man Goes to Doctor’s Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have…
The Big Game Hunter
The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Elk,…
A Priest On A Plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”,…
The Fireman Hose
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: “Bell 2,” and his wife jumps into bed. “Bell 3,” and they began to make love. After two minutes, his wife…
Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the…
Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
Stupid Or Smart
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I…
A Man Is Getting Into The Shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next-door neighbor,”…