A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then…
Girls Day
April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “Girl’s Day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great for me.” … I covered my face and eyes with my hands…
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her.
A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses,…
Bubba The Old Redneck From Georgia Decides To Travel
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God’s country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. Bubba the redneck promptly answers. “That…
A Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra Long King Size.” She…
Teacher Was Asking Her Class
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “The sky is blue”
He told Jeweler He Wanted Ring
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. “By check, but I know you need to…
Nun And Priest Crossing Sahara Desert On Camel
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. “I have never seen a woman’s front beauty and wondered if I might see yours.”…
A Soldier Approached A Nun
A soldier approached a nun Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair…
A Woman Walks Into A Pharmacy One Day
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”
A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes,…