Death: It’s your time. give me your hand.
Blonde: No! I know that if I don’t touch you then I’ll never die!
Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever!
You’re soooo smart! High five!
Blonde: *high fives*
Death: Typical blonde… Dumbass…
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