Light Attraction
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ ‘No, don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s…
Linguistic Humor – Timbuktu
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. I and Tim a-huntin went, Met three whores in a pop up tent. They were three, and we were two, So I…
Little Johnny and the History Exam
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests. “Well, I read the history book last night and I…
Little Johnny Attended A Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
An Old Man Walked Out Onto A Frozen Lake
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. Finally, the old man couldn’t take…
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the…
Andy Is Put In A Cell
Andy is put in a cell with a dirt floor and only one window.
Before Going to Europe on Business
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The man wrote out a check, thanked the loan officer, and…
Big Strong Buddy
A stranger drove his car into a ditch in a desolate area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. “Well… Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling,…
Blonde Walking Her Dogs
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction said “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”
Dead in The Shed
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Well, you don’t have to worry about…
Divorce Suit
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.