A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor’s waiting room and approached the desk. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’ The man replied,…
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.
One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. “Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy ride?” “Of course, Son, we’re a family.” So Little Johnny climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts…
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: “Mommy what’s that?” Johnny proudly stated, “The maid has got it and she is…
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. I patiently explained that if I heated the nut, it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt, so I could then remove it….
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because Mommy, every time you leave in the morning,…
The British, French and Aussies do a study. Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. After three years of research at a cost of in…
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. Marie brings out the perfect plates of Beef Wellington and the doctor says Wow I have never seen…
Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. “What am I supposed to do now?” asked the flustered passenger. Returning the punched card, Bob replied calmly, “Ask the ticket.”
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. `It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the CAT scan and $50 for the medicine.`
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall please!”