Funny Jokes

This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will…

A man and his wife were on a driving holiday and looking for a hotel for the night. The couple thought nothing of it and made their way to the cheaper hotel. When they arrived they paid £25 each and,…

The 3 farmers Once there were 3 really poor farmers. One day they saw a flier for the county fair. Once the monkey got the hang of it, they put him back in the pig pen. There was a giant…

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.

When I was interned in Dr. Eiras Hospital, I began to have panic crises. In this way, he is still a mouse and does not become a monster. “Be afraid of some things and concentrate all your fear on them…

One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase.

One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. I broke it’s neck, smashed it’s eggs and burned it’s nest

It was very crowded and noisy in this Restaurant and this blond girl asked the waiter where the restroom was.

Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “He told me just to cut the legs off the bed!”

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours,

A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop. I follow. He and she go to the…

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, “How could…