A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad…
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” Without blinking an eye, the…
Kelly and Cooper are fishing out of Darwin Harbor.
Two delicate ladies, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. Yet again, the Texas lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?” The first woman then asked her companion, “What…
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. “Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.” The man calmly looked up at her and said, “No she didn’t….
Murlidhar had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation in New Delhi. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” Murlidhar called a press conference…
On Christmas Eve, little Simon is helping his dad put out cookies for Santa.
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day, the director went up to an old Indian. An old Indian said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a sandstorm.
Two Irishmen, Paddy and Ryan, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Ryan looked disgustedly…
Alastair MacDonald from Scotland went to enroll at an English university. “Oh Alastair, poor bairn of mine! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?” “Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just…
Richard was lounging at home in the late afternoon. All of a sudden his pager beeped, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an emergency surgeon. The doctor replies, “Try to come home at 3 in the morning.” One…
Nasreddin Hodja was boasting about the power of his faith. If the mountain will not come to The Hodja, then The Hodja will go to the mountain.”