We Won The Case
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. He emphasizes, “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!” “I’m sure we would have lost…
College Gradjyate
Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the…
City Council Job
A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” The interviewer grimaces and then says, “O.K… You’ve got enough points for me to take you…
Exam Anxiety
Melanie has her exams coming up and is petrified she won’t pass. He returns her gaze, “Anything?” “Anything.” His voice softens, “Anything?” “Anything,” she repeats again. His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you… study?”
Guess Who?
Rodney walks into a Florida post office one day to mail a registered letter. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.
The Vet Was Feeling ill
Sheryl, a veterinarian, was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
Three Boys and Girl In The Train
In a train compartment, there are three men and a ravishing young girl. The conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, “If you will give me $100, I will…
The Camping Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said ‘Guess who’?” I pulled…
Three Wishes In The Forest
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don’t like each other. Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rides off.
How Old The Dinosaur Bones Are?
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones.
A Brief Examination
Ann woke up one morning and discovered her dog Fluffy was not moving. She brought Fluffy to the vet. “Well, that confirms it,” the vet announced. “Your dog is dead.” “How much do I owe you?” Ann sighed. “That will…
Not Hanging Wright
An attorney arrived home late. He had a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. pursued by predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself…