A Man Standing At A Urinal
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says, “OK, hand me your wallet, I’ll…
A Poor Family
In a very exclusive private school near California’s Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. The gardeners were poor… This was a very poor family!”
A Couple Took In An 18-Year-Old Girl
An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn’t believe her, so she…
Three Bulls Heard Via The Grapevine
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far you guys…
Three Old Women Die
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter. St Peter asks her “Who was the first woman on Earth?” She…
A Man And Woman Had Been Married
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having fun.
Success Of Happy Marriage
Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding…
The Lawyer’s Dog
A solicitor’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a beef joint. Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: £100 due for a consultation fee.
Dirty Laundry
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: “Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder…
Little Johnny Walks In Grandfather
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. “Johnny, may I have some of your cookies?” Asked the grandpa. “Does your d*ck touch your asshole, grandpa?” “Yep.” “Then go f*ck yourself, this…
A Cat Died
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, God met the mice at the Gates of Heaven, with the exact same offer that He made to the cat. The mice said,…
Billy Bob And Luther Were Talking
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation… only this year I’m gonna do it differently. “ “So, what you gonna do this year that’s…