Jokes

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promised not to peek while he got ready for bed. While she was in…

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. When my health started failing, you were still by my side You know what?” “What…

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, “You…

An elderly woman is holding a funeral for her recently deceased husband “Thank you, that means a lot.”

A man went to church one Sunday and afterwards, he stopped to shake the hands of the preacher.

Little Johnny’s father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.

Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future.

One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. “That’s strange,” said his wife, looking a little agitated. “Have you seen my other shoe?”

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)? 4. The stupid part of the whole issue is that we insult and fight the Ordinary Thief but we Fight each other for the Political Thief.

A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. It said: AVE MARIA

Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.” And so Little Johnny…