Jokes

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollered out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nothing…

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. Once underway, the poor fellow said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.” The…

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please, mama!” Her mother said, “Calm down, dear! Tell me,…

John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under…

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Scroll down to know what was her birthday gift,… It Was A Blue Colour Weight Machine… The poor guy is dead today and his…

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; Beth said, “The very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose…

Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. “Well, did your wiener get cold again, and if so, did you rub it a little?” “Sure did Dad,…

Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad… “WellJohnny, this sounds like a good question to ask Mr. Jones down at the railroad yard”. So off Johnny went to go ask Mr Jones. “Mr Jones, why do…

Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. For your penance say three rosaries and wash your hands in holy water.” So Johnny knelt down and fudged his way through the laborious…

On Little Johnny’s first day of school, the teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he didn’t know. So he went to his sister(Mary) and she was listening to music. Johnny: What is 10+10 Mary:(singing) Let’s go, baby…

A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train… “Good,” she replied. “get your own f*cking blanket.” After a moment…

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. Leroy’s mother, being a religious woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. “Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have…