Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. Thirty minutes later, Grandpa comes out and hands the boy another five dollars. “Grandpa, you already paid me,” says the…
Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never breaks. How is it possible?
A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. They sift the straw, cut it into pieces, rip open the fabric of his bags, attempt to burn…
A poor peasant is traveling the woody trails of Sherwood when a hooded man walks up to him.
One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because…
On his Birthday,… A man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. Peter happily agreed,… They had their lunch but on the way back to the office,… Anna said,…
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?” I said, “My wife found out.”
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir?
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.
Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Son: “I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.” That night awakened by his brother’s crying, the boy went…
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.”
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing…