Jokes

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play.

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate & a Viagra tablet .. and that’s it. I go out like…

Three women were having a drink in a bar. They were all claiming they could make their husband scream the loudest during bang bang. The second woman played her husband’s recording and it was even louder. “How did you manage…

A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. he will reduce your prison sentence by one year …” “What !!! What a miserable bastard and what did you say…

Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl. Dad being quite confident opens his fly, displays his penis across his hand, and tells Jimmy this is the perfect penis. The…

A lady who was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. Tried to step up again and the skirt was still too tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and…

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.

Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Penny is also your sister. “This went on a couple of…

60th High School Reunion, He was a widower and she was a widow. After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, “Yes,….. yes I will!” The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning…

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?”