A retired man went into the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is…
It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she’s ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled…
One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into…
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like. “He hung…
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years?” The husband replies, “Well, that is wonderful.” His wife then says, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball Of Fire in the…
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
A rich dude and his wife were having dinner at a fancy joint. “I can understand that,” he sez, “but remember, divorce means no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no…
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. did you also see a soldier standing at attention?” The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, “Why, no sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting…
On their first night together, a newlywed couple goes to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear…
After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom. She responded , ” Because throughout the entire procedure, I did not feel a thing. “
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: “At this point, one of the nuns at that back starts…