A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. The lady says, “What” ‘s it telling you now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles and replies “Well it…
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate….
A guy wakes up with a huge hangover and no recollection of his night out with his mates Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table. ”Well, says the…
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can…
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general looked at her, confused, and replied “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the…
A young couple is on their honeymoon. I’ve been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he’s lived with me for a week, he’s bound to find out. Now how do I…
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves.
A new blonde hostess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. The hostess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “One is the…
A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income. “I can’t live any longer without my family,” she says as she jumps into the river and kills herself. The oldest son, 23…
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and…