An Elderly Man Walks Into A Confessional
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?” Man: “I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
A Gas Station Owner Was Trying To Increase
A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.” The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. Rob…
A Man Books A Doctor’s Appointment For His Huge Penis
A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He wakes up and without a doubt, no stutter! “Thank you doctor this will be life changing!” A week passes and the man comes back down to see the doctor….
Agnes Married And Had 13 Children
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children.
A Man And A Blonde Meet In An Elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “Sperm bank,” she says with her mouth full.
Unexpectedly, An Artist’s Wife Started Having Sex With Him Every Day
Unexpectedly, an artist’s wife started having sex with him every day. Though quite unusual, he didn’t question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride. It was just a stick figure firing a gun at another stick figure, smiling, with…
Three Nuns Going To Do One Sin
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. She said, “I got in a fight with another nun.” So he said ok, blessed her and told her to go drink…
A Lady Comes Home From Her Doctor’s Appointment
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
A Famous American Golfer is Invited to China
A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golf tournament. At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited. He starts yelling, “Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!” One of the Chinese golfers says,…
A Married Man Was Having An affair With His Secretary
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock. ”…
