One Day Three Women Went For A Job Interview
One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. Which one of the three women got the job? The one with the biggest tits!
A Saudi Prince Wants To Buy A Bull
A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull, so he goes to see a famous Russian bovine breeder. “Excellent choice, your majesty. But Turkish bull is special. They is bred for royalty, like you. But if you have royal blood,…
Husband Gets Home And Tells His Wife
The husband gets home and tells his wife “Quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer.
There Were Two Nuns
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). SM: It’s not working. SL: Of course, it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing….
Prayer That Should Not End
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist “If he could have a c0ndom explaining that his girlfriend has invited him for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!” During dinner, the young man…
Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter shakes his head and says “I’m sorry but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.” The nun then takes…
A Very ‘Straight and Honest’ Girl is Going To Town
A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: My future husband is faithful because when we went out for holiday one day,… he took care of me specifically even…
A Man Buys A Lie Detector Robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. The mom chimes in, “Haha! After all, he is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.
A Man Dies And Goes To Hell
A man dies and goes to hell Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one. However, at Nigerian Hell, a long line of people is…
Jim Calls Boss I Not Come Work Today
Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I did not come to work today, I am really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.
A Newly Wed Couple Moves Into Their New House
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please…
A Lady Walks Into A Dancy Jewelry Store
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little…