Husband Finds A Box Under The Bed
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up.
A Woman At Hairdresser Getting Styled
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. So, where are you staying in Rome?” “We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome’s Tiber River called Teste.” “Don’t…
A Young Doctor Had Moved Out To A Small Community
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. How’d you come to your diagnosis so quickly?” “I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there?…
A Wife Takes Her Husband To a Strip Club on His Birthday
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. “She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.” A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,…
A Gay Admitted To Share Room With Navy Man
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.” No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”…
Stan is Seconds Away From Receiving A Vasectomy
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, “You’re sure you want a nephew?” “Yes,” the brother replies….
A Man Walks Out To The Street
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. “Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang…
I Don’t Want To Spend The Night With You!
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!” All the people in the library looked at…
Once Upon A Time A Pregnant Lady
Once upon a time, there was a woman that was about to have triplets.
How To Impress A Woman
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
An Old, Tired-Looking Dog Wandered Into The Yard
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. “He lives in a home with four children –he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I…
A Man Give His Wife A Healthy Pinch On Butt
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.