Two Virginia Rednecks Go On A Fishing Trip
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The other guy says, “Wow! Then it’s a…
The Baby Was Born Without Ears
Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When Johnny looked in the crib he said: “What a beautiful baby.” The mother said, ‘Why, Thank you, Johnny.” Johnny said: “He has beautiful little feet, beautiful…
An Angel Gives Life To Male And Female Statues
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You…
David Is Finally Engaged
So David Is finally engaged and is excited to show off his new bride.
A Police Officer Stopped A Motorist
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”
A Pregnant Woman And Doctor
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her legs up in the stirrups on the delivery table. The doctor turns to a nurse and says, “Nurse, get that baby’s father in here right away–we may have…
A Super Hot Woman Arrived At A Party
A super hot woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
The Nurse Asked The Patient To Remove His Clothing
The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “Okay then”, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest…
What Did Your Husband Buy For You When You Had Your First Child?
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, Again, the Texas lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?” The first woman boasted, “Then when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite…
Three Guys Talking About How Dumb Their Wives Are
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.