I Don’t Know What To Get My Wife For Her Birthday
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides,… “Did she like it?” “Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed…
A 70 Year Old Woman Finally Decided To Get Married
A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put an add out in the newspaper. “Well think about it,” he says. “I have no arms so I cannot beat you. I have no legs…
A Beautiful Young Girl Minor Operation
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient…
A Husband And Wife At Custody Court
The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife. Ex Husband: “If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?”
A Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15 Years
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This…
A Priest And A Nun Are Having a Tennis Match
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match… The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. I swear to you, if I do it again, may God…
A Guy And His Buddy Are On The Beach Trying To Pick Up Girls
A guy and his buddy are on the beach trying to pick up girls. The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing.