A stranger walks up to an Egyptian
A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds.
Suddenly a big burly man
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. After about an hour he returns, walks up behind the big guy who is now sitting at the bar, and whacks him…
A girl in a club
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?” I said, “My wife found out.”
Cabbie speeding through the streets
The cabbie said no problem and started speeding through the streets We came up to a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection. I got curious, “Why are you stopped at a…
Sixty is the worst age
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Do you have trouble crapping?” asked the 70-year-old….
A girlfriend and boyfriend
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” The mom said,
Deserted Island
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is until the ship sank. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash…
A Woman Walks Into A Bar
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & young woman entered The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills,…
You Are A Chicken
A man runs to the doctor and says,
They discover a magic fairy
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The janitor says…
Mummy Is Embarrassed By Her Sons
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to many of her friends. “Mum! I gotta whisper, I gotta whisper!” Mum excuses herself and takes Quentin to the bathroom, smiling at…
Elderly Couple Gets Stranded On
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. “Oh no! I’m sorry I forgot to…