The Struggling Artist Gets The Shock
The owner tells him he has good news and bad news.
His cell phone and started talking
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. “Yes, I’m sure dear”. Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough,…
I’m here to feed the alligator
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the…
The Angry Nun Decided To Be
“What a wonderful Easter day! Today, I’m so happy, I’ll even be nice to the nuns”, she said. Thanks, Mother You look beautiful, too But it seems like you got up on the wrong side of the bed… The Mother…
A brain works on a different tangent
The female brain works on a different tangent than the male. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life
When his wife walks up behind him
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
A chemistry professor wanted to
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
An old man and docter
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. “Thelma,” he said, “George is just fine. Physically he’s great. But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with…
Little johnny and her father
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
A very large gorilla
It’s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo She’s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, Sleeveless with straps. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall She does,…
An Irs Officer Tries To Be
Anxious for his first investigation he was a bit perturbed when he was assigned to audit a Rabbi. “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he’d go on, in…
Guys go fishing After an hour
Four married guys go fishing After an hour, the following conversation takes place: So they asked him “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?” Fourth guy:…