A little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means. She’s a bit puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady she gives him three doughnuts and tells him to leave. Later that night…
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. “Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn, and every time I pass a…
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet.
On their first night together, a newlywed couple goes to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. At that, the man opens his robe and she exclaims, “Oh, OH, OH MY, let…
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. ‘Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet. ‘He struggles…
A girl taunts an old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies when a young punk got on. Finally, the punk got self-conscious and barked at my dad, “What are you…
A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well. Lawyer; “Does either of you have a real…
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. She says, “I am investing the rest…
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to…
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How did you sleep?” asked the manager. “Never better.”…
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, Man: So then what happened? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some…