A Man Walks In His Room After Work
A man walks into his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed.
Old Lady is Turning 100
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office, and the bank with no problems. You’re right. says the old lady.
A Man Became Sick
A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. That’s the reason why I asked you to meet a veterinary doctor. The man just sat now wife asked why are looking at me…
The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as ‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’
Affair With His Secretary
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.” The…
A Man And His Wife Go On A Date
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on the floor. The man glances around the restaurant and notices…
A 12-Year-Old Girl Was Walking
One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “No!” replied the girl. “What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver….
Little Johnny And Susie Were About To Go Into His Apartment
Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” Little Johnny…
A Man Walks Into The Front Door Of A Bar
A man walks into the front door of a bar, he is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The drunk looks at the…
Guy Visits His Favourite Dominatrix
Guy visits his favorite Dominatrix He puts his money on the bedside table and says He returns in a few minutes with some tools and gets to work. In a few minutes, the bedposts are fixed. He looks admiringly at…
A Man Goes to Doctor’s Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have…
The Big Game Hunter
The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Elk,…