Teacher Was Asking Her Class
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “The sky is blue”
He told Jeweler He Wanted Ring
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. “By check, but I know you need to…
Nun And Priest Crossing Sahara Desert On Camel
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. “I have never seen a woman’s front beauty and wondered if I might see yours.”…
A Soldier Approached A Nun
A soldier approached a nun Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair…
A Woman Walks Into A Pharmacy One Day
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”
A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes,…