Very Nice Story
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead: He remembered dying and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for…
I Know Who She Is
An old man is 85 years old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking away, he responded, “Because she has Alzheimer’s.” the old man said
Goat, Horse And Farmer
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said: Unfortunately,…
The Farmer and his Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it…
Remember The Five Simple Rules To Be Happy
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised, and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. “That doesn’t have…
God Created Woman
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day……. An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her” The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape…
God’s Power and Sense of Humor
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. He walked all over the neighborhood asking…
Testament
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;’ Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the…
A Young Donkey Was Brought To Jesus
“Bring me the colt of a Donkey” was the Master’s request. A young donkey was brought to Jesus to carry Him to Jerusalem. Five days later He was ordered to be crucified.
The Illiterate Dad and His Son
A school boy cried back home from school. The father met him crying on his way home and asked “Son what happened to you?” “My teacher whipped me 10 strokes on my bum bum,” said the little boy. “Can you…
Mother’s Beauty
A beauty contest competition was proclaimed to all the beasts of the forest, and a royal reward by Artemis the god of the beast was to be given to the one whose offspring would be deemed the prettiest.
Telling Lies
Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when at last they saw a Mosque upfront.