Cookies For Santa
On Christmas Eve, little Simon is helping his dad put out cookies for Santa.
Accidentally his dad drops one cookie. “No problem,” he says, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
“You can’t do that,” argues four-year-old Simon.
“Don’t worry. Santa will never know,” answers his dad.
Simon shoots him an accusing look: “So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?”