Cookies For Santa
On Christmas Eve, little Simon is helping his dad put out cookies for Santa.
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Accidentally his dad drops one cookie. “No problem,” he says, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
“You can’t do that,” argues four-year-old Simon.
“Don’t worry. Santa will never know,” answers his dad.
Simon shoots him an accusing look: “So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?”