A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is sucking down the drink he looks over and notices a dog licking his nuts.
The man thought nothing of it and ordered another drink.
Time goes by and the man notices the dog still licking his balls.
So the man looks at the bartender and says,
“Man, I wish I could do that”
so the bartender looks at the man and says,
“Go ahead he does not bite!”
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