An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.
“The food and service were great!” he said.
His friend asked, “What’s the name of the place?”
“Gee, I don’t remember,” he said, “What do you call the long stemmed flower people give on special occasions?”
You mean a rose?” asked his friend.
“That’s it!” he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked,
“Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day
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