Executive Life Experiences
An important executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his life experiences:
“So I bought this yacht that could carry fifty people and I took it out for a maiden voyage and it hit a reef and sunk.”
“Then I bought an airplane and on the first flight it hit another plane on the field and burned up.”
“Then I married this beautiful blonde and no sooner did I get home than I found her fooling around with the chauffeur and I had to divorce her.”
“So what’s the moral?” one of the others asked.
“Clear as a bell,” said the old man.
“If it swims, flies, or fxcks, ….lease it, …don’t buy it.”
