Eye Problems
Dilip, an elderly village man, walks into the reception of an eye clinic in Delhi and asks for an emergency appointment.
After waiting for a while, the nurse at reception asks him, “What is your problem, sir?”
He says to the nurse, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes!”
The nurse queries, “Have you seen a doctor?”
“No,” says Dilip, “just spots.”
Another Joke: Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!”
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in.
Someone inside pokes him in the eye.
Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!”
