Tony and Julie participated in a Marriage Encounter Weekend.
They listened intently while the instructor declared,
“It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He addressed the men: “Can you each name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tony leaned over, touched Julie’s arm gently and whispered, “Self-raising, isn’t it?”
Thus began Tony’s life of celibacy.
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