Five Flies
The other day, Charley stopped at a friend’s house.
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When he entered he saw him stalking around with a fly-swatter.
When Charley asked him if he was getting any flies, he answered: “Yeah, three males and two females.”
Curious, Charley asked how he could tell the difference.
He said: “Three were on a beer glass and two were on the phone.”