Headed For Las Vegas
Homer came home from work one day to find his wife Lisa sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, “I’m going to Las Vegas.”
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him,
“I just found out that I can make 400 Dollars a night doing what I give you for free!”
He pondered that for a while and then went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
Lisa said, “And just where do you think you’re going?”
“I’m going too!” he replied.
“Why?” she asked.
“I want to see how you are going to live on 800 Dollars a year!”
