Heart Murmur
Eighty-year-old Abhilash was having an annual physical at the local hospital.
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As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!”
Abhilash asked the doctor, “What’s the problem?”
“Well,” said the physician, “you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?”
“No,” replied the patient.
“Do you drink in excess?”
“No!” the patient says.
“Do you have a sex life?”
“Yes, yes!” Abhilash exclaims.
“Well,” said the doctor, “I’m afraid with this heart murmur, you’ll have to give up half your sex life.”
“Looking perplexed, Abhilash smiled a toothless smile and asked, “Which half – the looking or the thinking about?”