HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her,
comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her,
listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, and go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive n*ked… with beer.
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