Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic, “You impotent bas*ard!
How could you lie to me all these years?”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says,
“I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids
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