Jim Calls Boss I Not Come Work Today
Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I did not come to work today, I am really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.
I did not come to work.” The boss says, “You know Jim, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me s*x.
Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.”
Two hours later Jim calls again: “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.
I will be at work soon. You got a nice house.”
