A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks,
“Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,
I have the breasts of an eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,
“What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
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