A Lady Finds Out That She Is Pregnant
A lady finds out that she is pregnant, but she is worried. He husband has anger management issues, yells a lot, breaks things, really horrible to be around.
She doesn’t want her kids to be like that, so she asks her doctor for advice. Her doctor says “Rub your belly once a day every day and say ‘Be polite, be polite.’ “
So she starts doing so. But as the pregnancy goes on, her husband’s attitude gets worse.
Instead of supporting her he gets angrier, more often, being super rude asking the time and stressing her out.
She starts to rub her belly more and more often. Instead of once a day, it becomes two times, three times, ten times, a hundred, till she is almost constantly rubbing and reciting “be polite, be polite, be polite.”
The due date arrives, no sign of the birth. A few days pass, not a contraction to be felt. Weeks turn into months, months turn into years, and no baby is born.
Eventually, she died at the ripe old age of 92. The medical examiner conducting her autopsy cuts open her belly and discoverers two identical middle-aged men saying “After you, ” “No, no, after you.”
