A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter.
The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher!
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder,
“Ewww! Gross! No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”
The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman’s shopping cart,
“I see you’re buying a dozen eggs!”
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