A lawyer died and was standing

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. Once underway, the poor fellow said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.” The…

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted a video of his wife’s activities. He saw the man and his wife participate in…

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. By this point, the blonde…

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!” Author Story Posting Avid believers in the power of…

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. “Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn, and every time I pass a…