A lawyer with the barber
A lawyer tries to make conversation when a barber shaves his hair. Barber whispers in the lawyer’s ear:
This kid is one of the dumbest kids in the world!
Look, watch out now…
Barber shouts to the kid:
John, come over!
whereupon this kid goes to the store calmly and salutes everyone with his dumb smile.
“look at him now” Barber whispers quietly and shows him $5 and $20, then he speaks:
You can take which one you want.
The kid looks at both of them and he finally takes $5.
Barber turns to a lawyer.
“See, I told you.”
After he finishes shaving lawyer leaves the store and sees John
He goes to him and asks the reason why he took $5 instead of $20
John replies to him perfectly:
Hahaha…if I take $20, the game would be over.