A Man Was Walking Home
An Irishman was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers.
Paddy had never been with a hooker before but decided what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds.
So they hid in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It is a Police Officer.
Allo, Allo, Allo, What’s going on ‘ere, people? asks the cop.
‘Ta be sure, Oi’m making love to me missus,’ Paddy answers, sounding annoyed.
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop,
‘I didn’t know.’
‘Well, neither did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!’