Quirky six-year-old Dylan often drives his mother Eileen to the brink of her tolerance.
When she finds out about yet another mischief Dylan was involved in, she is exasperated and asks him,
“How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
Dylan went quiet, thought it over and said,
“Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says,
‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”
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