Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future.
`What will you do if I die before you do?` Dad asked Mom.
After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself since she is so active for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, “What will you do if I die first?”
He replied, “Probably the same thing.”
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