My Wife is Cheating On Me
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter.
I found traces of paint on the bed.
It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck.
“That’s enough, how about a truck?”
“I found a driver in bed.”
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