The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor
A 92-year-old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92-year-old said, “Things are great, and I’ve never felt better!”
“I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.”
“What do you think about that, doc?”
The doctor considered the question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.”
“One day he was setting off to go hunting, but being a bit absent-minded, he accidentally forgot to take his ammunition.”
“As he neared a lake, he came across a very nice beaver frolicking at the water’s edge.”
“By now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, so, he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.”
“Nonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed down the sites, and yelled ‘bang bang’.”
“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver was slain.”
“Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.
The elder man scratched his chin thoughtfully, then said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
The doctor nodded,
“My thoughts exactly.”
