There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. She said, “I got in a fight with another nun.” So he said ok, blessed her and told her to go drink…

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.

A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golf tournament. At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited. He starts yelling, “Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!” One of the Chinese golfers says,…

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock. ”…

One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. Which one of the three women got the job? The one with the biggest tits!

The husband gets home and tells his wife “Quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer.

There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). SM: It’s not working. SL: Of course, it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing….

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist “If he could have a c0ndom explaining that his girlfriend has invited him for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!” During dinner, the young man…

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter shakes his head and says “I’m sorry but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.” The nun then takes…