A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her legs up in the stirrups on the delivery table. The doctor turns to a nurse and says, “Nurse, get that baby’s father in here right away–we may have…

A super hot woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “Okay then”, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest…

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, Again, the Texas lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?” The first woman boasted, “Then when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite…

Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. “what do you want to live to be a hundred for?

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:

Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon.” St. Peter finally looked at…

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?” The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.